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I drink your blood and I eat your skin.
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...An easy way for the blind to go.
A clever path for the fools who know,
the secret of the hanged man - the smile on his lips...
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"Must be tough living your life according to a couple of scraps of paper.Mix your laundry list with your grocery list and you 'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast."
-Memento
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...An easy way for the blind to go.
A clever path for the fools who know,
the secret of the hanged man - the smile on his lips...
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...An easy way for the blind to go.
A clever path for the fools who know,
the secret of the hanged man - the smile on his lips...
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...An easy way for the blind to go.
A clever path for the fools who know,
the secret of the hanged man - the smile on his lips...
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Why is my apple always poisoned?
Why is my finger always pricked?
How come my soul can’t be awakened
With just a simple kiss?
When will this spell be broken
When will my wish on a star come true?
When will I get my happily ever after
In the arms of
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